Welcome to a collection of wacky poetry, satires, japes, doggerel, and other misdemeanors against the art of Erato and Melpomene.
An American was backpacking across the highlands, when he came across a small village where he decided to spend the night.Upon entering the local pub that evening for some drinks with the locals, he found himself in a conversation with one particularly drunk and indignant individual."Ya see that fence out there?" The old man asked the backpacker. "I built that fence with me own hands. But ya think they call me MacGregor the fence builder? No!""And that church out there. I hoisted the bell up to the top with me own hands. But ya think they call me MacGregor the church builder? No!"And that bridge. I put it together stone by stone. But ya think they call me MacGregor the bridge builder? No!""But ya screw one goat..."
That's a limerick that can't play in Germany.
Was the goat consenting?