You Suck

You Suck, by OLuvs Adderrall

A space opens.
I accelerate.
Giggling and pink they
slip in before me.

"You suck" I seeth in venom.

That space was mine.
And so is this blade.
Watch the air from your tires as it hisses and fades.

"Oh my GOD!!!! YOU SUCK!!! A scream of perfumed pink and high school musicals.

"Ouch" say I. Your scorn tears my joy asunder.

"YOU BITCH!! you cry,
YOU F*CKING SUCK" you sob.
"Ooo. Ouchies." I smile.
The dog Lola, she pees in wonder.

Do I suck? Can I bear such scorn? Will your white girl venom rend permanent harm?

I deeply sigh. "No, not I."
the truth, as lightening struck.
Though my blade be quicker than my car, it is you my dear that sucks.