Wednesday, November 19, 2014


This little throne I call my own
So try to keep it neat;
And please be kind
To my behind
And don't pee on the seat.

Thursday, November 6, 2014


There was a young fellow called Baker,
Who seduced a vivacious young Quaker:
And when he had done it,
She straightened her bonnet,
And said: 'I give thanks to my Maker.'